mmissile
Well-Known Member
A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into aman's car. Both of their cars are demolished,
but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at ourcars! There's nothing left,
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meetand
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." ...
The man replies, "I agree with you completely.This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here'sanother miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us todrink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She then hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it,drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts thecap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll justwait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too
Men will never learn...
but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at ourcars! There's nothing left,
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meetand
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." ...
The man replies, "I agree with you completely.This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here'sanother miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us todrink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She then hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it,drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts thecap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll justwait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too
Men will never learn...
