The top ten chuck norris facts:

[AlleyoopMgv]

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

 

[blackcuda]

what does this have to do with e bodys??? u need to get out more i think!!! lol!!!way too much time on your hands!!! lol!!

 

[AlleyoopMgv]

what does this have to do with e bodys??? u need to get out more i think!!! lol!!!way too much time on your hands!!! lol!!

Has nothing to do with e-bodies, that's why it's in the "anything Goes" jokes thread.
And if you don't care, then why you reading it? lol
And, apparently you have just as much time on your hands, because you did read it. :icon_mrgreen:

 

[74CudaDave]

Chuck Norris put the laughter in `slaughter'.

 

[ramenth]

what does this have to do with e bodys??? u need to get out more i think!!! lol!!!way too much time on your hands!!! lol!!

Because while everyone here is focused on E-bodies it helps to discuss other things, too, every once in a while.

You can't tell me that you and your co-workers do nothing more than talk about work all day.

Personally, since I work on cars as a profession, I like to come in here and relax, see some of the jokes, greet new members, take a look at some of the pics and head off.

 

[ramenth]

Chuck Norris - Google Search

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, ...

 

[blackcuda]

Because while everyone here is focused on E-bodies it helps to discuss other things, too, every once in a while.

You can't tell me that you and your co-workers do nothing more than talk about work all day.

Personally, since I work on cars as a profession, I like to come in here and relax, see some of the jokes, greet new members, take a look at some of the pics and head off.

but its an ebody site!!! makes no sense to talk about chuck!!,does chuck at least have an e body??? plus bruce would have kicked his ass!!!

 

[burntorange70]

LOL I like #3. Just the other day I went "catching" not fishing.