seneca
Well-Known Member
A patrolman answers a report of " shots fired" from the neighbor of an elderly couple.
He reports to the dispatcher... " I've got an unusual situation here; an old woman shot her husband for walking across a newly mopped floor!"
Dispatch asks, " Have you arrested the woman?'
" Not yet" the cop answers, " The floor's still wet".
He reports to the dispatcher... " I've got an unusual situation here; an old woman shot her husband for walking across a newly mopped floor!"
Dispatch asks, " Have you arrested the woman?'
" Not yet" the cop answers, " The floor's still wet".
