At the fire department, we send the new guy out to the truck to find the hose stretcher. When they can't find it, we send them to the top of the truck to stir the tank. Good, lighthearted humor never gets old.We used to joke with our newest young counter guys by having someone call in wanting spark plugs for a 1988 Volvo diesel. Long hard search and then, the questions lol
Muffler bearings were regulars as well.
The dang microfiche just doesn’t show em!