Here We Go Again

[Challenger RTA]

A blonde woman was flying down the highway when flashing lights appeared in her rearview mirror. She sighed and pulled over.
Out stepped the officer—also a blonde.
The cop walked up to the window and said, “License, please.”
The driver dug into her purse, fumbling through receipts, lipstick, and loose change. After a minute, she looked up in frustration.
“What does it even look like?”
The officer replied, “It’s square… and it has your picture on it.”
The woman nodded, rummaged some more, then pulled out a small square mirror. She glanced at her reflection and said, “Oh, here it is.”
She handed it to the officer.
The cop studied it carefully, then straightened up and smiled. “My apologies, officer—I didn’t realize you were on the force. You’re free to go.”

 

[Xcudame]

"I miss that button! "

 

[Ronbo73]

 

[heminut]

I was at Barnes and Nobles earlier and asked if they had Donald Trumps new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.. The lady with purple hair at the register said “Get the **** out of here and don't come back!” I said, “yep, that’s the one!”

 

[Mopar426power]

Funny...

 

[Challenger RTA]

"I miss that button! "

Really need it back. I needed it 3 times here. OH! wait that last one is true!

 

[pschlosser]

true story: I was eating a curry dish just a few nights ago which had hard-boiled eggs in it. They were smaller than my thumb, interesting, unique and bite-sized. I'm pretty sure they were quail eggs. I asked the waitress, a cute little blond with an infectious smile, what kind of eggs they were, and she said "I think they are bird eggs."