seneca
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A police officer pulled over a buggy driven by an Amish woman. " I'm not going to cite you for this but the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and could be a safety issue" informed the policeman.
" I thank thee", replied the Amish lady. " I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home".
" Also", said the officer, " I noticed one of your horse's reins is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this animal cruelty so you should have your husband check that too."
" Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check that also", replied the lady.
True to her word when the Amish lady returned home she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would replace it immediately.
"By the way", the woman said, " the policeman also said there is something wrong with the emergency brake."
" I thank thee", replied the Amish lady. " I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home".
" Also", said the officer, " I noticed one of your horse's reins is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this animal cruelty so you should have your husband check that too."
" Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check that also", replied the lady.
True to her word when the Amish lady returned home she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would replace it immediately.
"By the way", the woman said, " the policeman also said there is something wrong with the emergency brake."
