ramenth
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If a turtle looses his shell is he both naked and homeless?
Random thought of the day...
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chasduster
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C-mon spring...sick of winter
AlleyoopMgv
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
How can someone "draw a blank?"
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
How can someone "draw a blank?"
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Chryco Psycho
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why is abbreviation such a long word ?
TinCuda
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Why do we park on the driveway and drive on a parkway?
If pro is opposite of con. Wouldn't that make progress opposite of congress?
Does a fly loop or roll when it lands on the ceiling?
Why does the word lisp have a S in it? Kind of mean.
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If pro is opposite of con. Wouldn't that make progress opposite of congress?
Does a fly loop or roll when it lands on the ceiling?
Why does the word lisp have a S in it? Kind of mean.
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ramenth
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Chryco Psycho
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why are parking lines painted as wide as my truck , how do I get the door open ?
burntorange70
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Baseball got it all wrong a man with four balls can't walk.
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But, in bowling, a man with a ten pound ball can strike.
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I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time!
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My wife wanted a cat
I did not want a cat
We compromised
We have a cat
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I did not want a cat
We compromised
We have a cat
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Benji
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Why is something said to have "all the bells and whistles" when it has absolutely none of either?
Benji
Benji
burntorange70
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Been there. I said ok ONE cat. We have two :eusa_think: :dontknow:
If she askes to get a horse ask for a divorce:happy6:
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