I'm sure I am going to incriminate myself but I'll go with the kick to the groin. I gotta share this. I work for a plumbing and heating supply wholesale company and I acquired one of these. I'm installing it for my family for a Christmas present. These things are always a great conversation peice to have in the house. lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M26PPTHYmE
I just got it hooked up. Had to run a GFI outlet behind the toilet. I just tried it out. Heated seat, heated water, dryer, deoderizer. Going to the bathroom will never be the same LOL.
No Leo but it does have a water occulting and pulsating feature. I gotta make damn sure I don't hit the automatic tampon removal button. That would really hurt!! LOL.