mmissile
Well-Known Member
What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and afterdoing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful,and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me whatI was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have toexplain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead toother questions.
Finally I thought about an age oldquestion: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that givingbirth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and someheavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to thatquestion. Getting kicked in the nuts is morepainful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. Ayear or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be niceto have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "Youknow, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
